Being dicknotized

Let’s face it all of us women at one point or another have been dicknotitzed, what is that you may ask? Dicknotized is when you sleep with someone and the dick is so good your brains fall out of your head.

Yes, you read that right, you lose your mind, you get crazy and you will do anything for that feeling. Many women forget who they are, they forget that they have friends, some may even put the dick before their own children, that’s how good it is.

For me personally ain’t no dick ever gonna be that good to put a man over my girls but yes, I have seen it in many other women. I have friends that as soon as they find a dick, you no longer cease to exist. Doesn’t matter if your friends for years, sorry the dick comes first. They will put their whole lives on hold just waiting to see if the dick will want to see them.

They will forget about their hobbies or the things they enjoy to cater to the dick.

God forbid you’re not there when the dick calls….your life will be over.  You are now at the beck and call of the dick, your world revolves around the dick and nothing else matters.

Don’t get me wrong, good dick is great but some women will settle for any dick. I guess because some dick is better than no dick? I can’t see that but okay.

There are many different kinds of dicks out there. The ones that just because they have a big one feel they need to put in no other work. Like bam! There it is, so you should be wet just looking at it. 

The Dick that puts his needs over yours, like at the end your left saying what was that? Wtf? The Dick that will use his power to get you to do anything, including giving his lazy ass money. Seriously? Again there ain’t no dick that’s that good. But we see it all the time, most recently with the Netflix documentary The Tinder Swindler, look how he kept that lifestyle up off the asses of many women willing to give him money.

There’s the, I think my dick is the best in the world kind. Yeah, in your own mind maybe. The bunny rabbit dick, you know, slamming for about 3 minutes. The assume the dead position kind (that my friends is for another blog)

And maybe, just maybe if you’re lucky you might get dicknotized with the kind of dick who cares about your needs first. Who is passionate and skilled and will rock your world and curl your toes. But trust me that does not happen often to us women, it only happens in their minds.

So today my friends remember that yes, a good dick is great but it’s not the end all to be all. You need to have substance, you need a man that cares for you and your needs, you need a life that you had before, and you need to keep your brains from falling out around every Tom, “Dick” or Harry. Don’t lose yourself to the dick and don’t get dicknotized every time. Not all dicks are the same.

“Be the change you want to see”

@TreadmillTreats